Have you ever come across a real quandary and just couldn’t find an answer? Here are ten of ours…
1) Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the pavement.
2) How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
3) How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
4) What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?
5) Are there actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water?
6) Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem …
7) “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” – will I ever wash this garment?
Why is it that I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes?
9) Why is it that I can look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is?
1) I find that screaming a loud “arghhhhhhh, why do I keep going the wrong way?!” seems to avoid any confusion in this situation.
2) Quick tip, iron it before putting it straight onto the mattress; No folding involved.
6) When it gets to you, say nervously “I’ve forgotten” then start crying.
… and an extra one
11) Why does everyone face the same way in a lift? It’s very liberating to walk into a busy lift then face into it whilst keeping a completely straight face.
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